Hi everyone, welcome to the playhouse. Better yet, welcome to Piper's Pantry-HA!
Okay, just this one time anyway.
Recently I was asked: How do you put bad-itude into a character?
So, I thought I'd write a secret recipe with you, that's not
really a secret at all. Or not once I hit publish on this blog post.
Ready? Let's step into Piper's Pantry-lol
First your begin with a man. He can be any shape or size, age, color, etc. that you desire, totally up to you, and his name's not important at this point, but make sure he's single. We don't want anything to sour the mix. Now that we have him, we're going to peel him. Peel that man right out of his clothes. Some tugging may be required, but be very gentle, it's important not to bruise him..
Now we're going to wash him. Make sure he's super clean, he has some parts that are hard to get behind. ~giggles at hard~ But please trust me on this. You want to make the extra effort now. A man with dirt behind his...parts, is sure to spoil it for everyone. After a thorough clean, gently blot with a towel until somewhat dry. You absolutely don't want to have him completely dry, well because that's just not fun, but maybe a little moist. It gives off that sexy sweating thing that men somehow manage to pull off. ~growl~!
Okay, now that we've gone through the preps, let's have a glass of wine, then get started on a good, old fashioned batch of bad-itude.
Tenderizing and marinating are important, almost as important as the spices themselves, so we'll take it all in order. Now I want you rub him down in some sexy. I always prefer the sexy as sin blend, but some like sexy and shy, it's all a matter of preference. Pour it on him, all over and rub it in good.. Ask him to help out, you'lind he quite enjoys helping too.
Next, lets add a sprinkle of security. We definitely want our man secure. He must be secure in himself, as well as secure in his life, for the most part. Your man must have a "real" job, one with a reliable paycheck, and a benefits package that hopefully include a 401K and dental coverage.. Do not, I repeat, do not add more than a splash though because then he will become arrogant and that leaves a bitter taste in everyone's mouth. This brand is extra good.
Our men are looking good so far, right. Now let's crumble some confidence oh him, because men love confidence and we want our man to really turn it on for any future prospects that may cross his path, we want him memorable.
Now, my favorite part. We need a homegrown scoop of crushed "don't fuck with me's" to go hand in hand with one good, ole fashioned batch of bad-assery. We need him cocky and frisky, and spur of the moment and tough. Everyone grab your cocky-ness jar of spice and douse him with it.
Our boy is looking goooood now, really good.
Now don't forget you can decorate him however you please. Personally, I like mine inked up. It goes perfect with that whole 'don't fuck with me-bad assery' blend, in my opinion, but I know some of you like to tone it down, especially for family occasions and what-nots. I just usually go with a long sleeved leather jacket when those occasions arise.
Is it just me, or is there something missing here? Hmmm...trying to put my finger on it. ~thinking, thinking!~
OOPS, SHAME ON ME. How could I make a boy with bad-itude without it? Completely slipped my mind. The final finishing touch is...
That is right. Our man needs some issues. These can vary in options to suite your taste buds, but it's a must have. See, when our gorgeous guy gods have these kind of looks, well they have to have something else to counter balance it. Issues work good, because there is such a abundant supply in every flavor you could imagine. You just pluck one from the supply line and toss in a leaf or two and wa-laa!
You are now looking at your boy with bad-itude. Why is he called that. Well look at him. total rebel, but so hot you can't stay away from, and those issues...that means he's got a heart in there too. You just have to poke around to find it. Isn't it amazing?
Now go find your boy with baditude, his very own man and let them create your story. I have mine, see?