Okay, just this one time anyway.
Recently I was asked: How do you put bad-itude into a character?
So, I thought I'd write a secret recipe with you, that's not
really a secret at all. Or not once I hit publish on this blog post.
Ready? Let's step into Piper's Pantry-lol
First your begin with a man. He can be any shape or size, age, color, etc. that you desire, totally up to you, and his name's not important at this point, but make sure he's single. We don't want anything to sour the mix. Now that we have him, we're going to peel him. Peel that man right out of his clothes. Some tugging may be required, but be very gentle, it's important not to bruise him..
Now, my favorite part. We need a homegrown scoop of crushed "don't fuck with me's" to go hand in hand with one good, ole fashioned batch of bad-assery. We need him cocky and frisky, and spur of the moment and tough. Everyone grab your cocky-ness jar of spice and douse him with it.
Now don't forget you can decorate him however you please. Personally, I like mine inked up. It goes perfect with that whole 'don't fuck with me-bad assery' blend, in my opinion, but I know some of you like to tone it down, especially for family occasions and what-nots. I just usually go with a long sleeved leather jacket when those occasions arise.
Is it just me, or is there something missing here? Hmmm...trying to put my finger on it. ~thinking, thinking!~
OOPS, SHAME ON ME. How could I make a boy with bad-itude without it? Completely slipped my mind. The final finishing touch is...
You are now looking at your boy with bad-itude. Why is he called that. Well look at him. total rebel, but so hot you can't stay away from, and those issues...that means he's got a heart in there too. You just have to poke around to find it. Isn't it amazing?
Now go find your boy with baditude, his very own man and let them create your story. I have mine, see?