Hi There and Welcome!
Thanks so much for taking the time to stop by the website! So excited. I'm Piper Kay and I will be your tour guide through what I like to call Piper's Playhouse. Everyone slide to your far left, since that's the field we are going into first (Get it? Off in left field? lol) Buckle up tight. Sometimes, things get a little bumpy depending on the level of caffeine in the drivers blood stream (driver, aka me - Piper!)
Quick links to all books are in the "Grab and Go" drop down menu under the welcome tab.
Here is where you will enter that wicked and wild, whacked out and warped place I call Piper's World, aka inside my head. My friends decided to come join and play with me hence renaming it Piper's Naughty Playhouse. Don't be scared or nervous, just keep your arms and legs inside the cart for this ride. Please remember that as an author of M/M romance and erotica romance, this site is for
18+ ONLY. Lets go over the scheduled stops and a warning or two.
1. No smoking except in the designated areas, such as the Naughty Nibbles pages. WARNING. Even if you don't smoke, things may get heated enough for you to start. Please sign the consent form before exiting the cart when the tour is done.
2. Please feel free to wander at will, but beware of slippery surfaces and observe caution signs. After exiting the cart, I suggest you approach the desk and grab the appropriate items that may be needed. We carry various drooler bibs, towels, cold water bottles, personal mini fans, buckets of ice, fire extinguishers, emergency breathing apparatuses and gurneys.
Quick links to all books are in the "Grab and Go" drop down menu under the welcome tab.
Here is where you will enter that wicked and wild, whacked out and warped place I call Piper's World, aka inside my head. My friends decided to come join and play with me hence renaming it Piper's Naughty Playhouse. Don't be scared or nervous, just keep your arms and legs inside the cart for this ride. Please remember that as an author of M/M romance and erotica romance, this site is for
18+ ONLY. Lets go over the scheduled stops and a warning or two.
1. No smoking except in the designated areas, such as the Naughty Nibbles pages. WARNING. Even if you don't smoke, things may get heated enough for you to start. Please sign the consent form before exiting the cart when the tour is done.
2. Please feel free to wander at will, but beware of slippery surfaces and observe caution signs. After exiting the cart, I suggest you approach the desk and grab the appropriate items that may be needed. We carry various drooler bibs, towels, cold water bottles, personal mini fans, buckets of ice, fire extinguishers, emergency breathing apparatuses and gurneys.
PLEASE READ.
The various tabs are broken into sub-tabs and explained below, think of it as a treasure map to the land of naughty. You can click on the header tabs themselves to see that home page and also follow the drop down menu's too. There is something on every page.
The notice serves as your only warning. We are not responsible for heart palpitations or attacks, strokes, broken jaws from dropping open and hitting the concrete, slips, spills (giggles), sudden euphoric feelings, falling in like, lust or love. Please sign the release of liability form, and proceed forward.
The various tabs are broken into sub-tabs and explained below, think of it as a treasure map to the land of naughty. You can click on the header tabs themselves to see that home page and also follow the drop down menu's too. There is something on every page.
The notice serves as your only warning. We are not responsible for heart palpitations or attacks, strokes, broken jaws from dropping open and hitting the concrete, slips, spills (giggles), sudden euphoric feelings, falling in like, lust or love. Please sign the release of liability form, and proceed forward.
My Precious...ssssss
Yes, you have to say preccc...ioussss, just like Gollum. lol My books are kind of like that for me, only I don't twist and play with a ring in my fingers while writing. These are the sub-tabs you'll find underneath the Precioussss tab.
A. Pipers Story: This is where you can find out the nitty-gritty, down and dirty details and secrets about me. Kidding, it's the calmest level in the whole playhouse. We're not trying to kill anyone by just tossing you right in there, we gradually work you up to the Naughty sections. This is just a little bit about me personally, like growing up, my characters, and writing..
B. Published Works: If you click the main tab, you will find my publishers and links. The slide out tabs are for my books, like actual books. The kind with spines and pages too. I actually wrote one or two, can you believe that? Some are even parts of a series - Ooooh, exciting right? That's what you'll find on these pages. ~whispers~ Psst… the books listed, even come with buttons to push that will link you directly to the distributors. Fancy-schmancy, huh?
C. Pretties: Book Trailers: You know those fantasy men you have stored inside your noggin'? Well, latch onto them tight and make some room. Scooch over, because these sexy book characters are ready to move on in your head too.
D. Previews: Up and coming stories that I'm working on & what's next, along with any hot new releases.
E. Piper's Author Pick: Author of the month feature.
See, that was easy. Right? Now, let's go over the next section. Before you open that part up, you might want to make sure you're not in a large crowd where people can look over your shoulders, or that your kids aren't standing anywhere close by. Oh yeah, strap up with protection first. OMG, get your mind out of the gutter, I swear. Protective eye gear, like goggles with the adjustable straps in the back. Maybe a welders mask would be better.
A. Pipers Story: This is where you can find out the nitty-gritty, down and dirty details and secrets about me. Kidding, it's the calmest level in the whole playhouse. We're not trying to kill anyone by just tossing you right in there, we gradually work you up to the Naughty sections. This is just a little bit about me personally, like growing up, my characters, and writing..
B. Published Works: If you click the main tab, you will find my publishers and links. The slide out tabs are for my books, like actual books. The kind with spines and pages too. I actually wrote one or two, can you believe that? Some are even parts of a series - Ooooh, exciting right? That's what you'll find on these pages. ~whispers~ Psst… the books listed, even come with buttons to push that will link you directly to the distributors. Fancy-schmancy, huh?
C. Pretties: Book Trailers: You know those fantasy men you have stored inside your noggin'? Well, latch onto them tight and make some room. Scooch over, because these sexy book characters are ready to move on in your head too.
D. Previews: Up and coming stories that I'm working on & what's next, along with any hot new releases.
E. Piper's Author Pick: Author of the month feature.
See, that was easy. Right? Now, let's go over the next section. Before you open that part up, you might want to make sure you're not in a large crowd where people can look over your shoulders, or that your kids aren't standing anywhere close by. Oh yeah, strap up with protection first. OMG, get your mind out of the gutter, I swear. Protective eye gear, like goggles with the adjustable straps in the back. Maybe a welders mask would be better.
Naughty Nibbles: |
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The "Daily Do-Me's" are not in the drop down menu, it's on the landing page for the Naughty Nibbles.
18+ only or we'll have to bleach your eyes.
The drop down menu features: listed below, but don't forget the landing page for each sub-level as well.
A) Teasers & Pleasers: Here you'll find some steamy book teasers. (Points to the red naughty neon sign overhead.)
B) Tantalizing Treats: aka eye candy heaven. This is also where you will find your contenders for Hottie of the month. Tighten those drooler bibs. Mops over your shoulder. Ready?. ATTENTION… and march. Hut, two, three, four.
C) Top Hottie Temptation: Please put on your hard hats and slip into those running shoes, we're headed to center stage. Oh, don't forget that protection we talked about. Remember: Safety First. This is the dungeon, I mean, ah...page. We keep our Hottie of the month, and all of that hottie yumminess tied up here. Oh the things we do...ahem, I mean he's kept here, full clothed, hands to ourselves etc., and so on, because I'm a good girl. If you don't particularly enjoy things that look very similar in nature to naked men, which I assure you it is not a naked man because that would just be naughty, but he's merely similar. Anyway, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, if you don't like something like that, then you definitely DO NOT want to stop in here. Hey, I don't control it, I just drive you on through to the next level in the playhouse.
18+ only or we'll have to bleach your eyes.
The drop down menu features: listed below, but don't forget the landing page for each sub-level as well.
A) Teasers & Pleasers: Here you'll find some steamy book teasers. (Points to the red naughty neon sign overhead.)
B) Tantalizing Treats: aka eye candy heaven. This is also where you will find your contenders for Hottie of the month. Tighten those drooler bibs. Mops over your shoulder. Ready?. ATTENTION… and march. Hut, two, three, four.
C) Top Hottie Temptation: Please put on your hard hats and slip into those running shoes, we're headed to center stage. Oh, don't forget that protection we talked about. Remember: Safety First. This is the dungeon, I mean, ah...page. We keep our Hottie of the month, and all of that hottie yumminess tied up here. Oh the things we do...ahem, I mean he's kept here, full clothed, hands to ourselves etc., and so on, because I'm a good girl. If you don't particularly enjoy things that look very similar in nature to naked men, which I assure you it is not a naked man because that would just be naughty, but he's merely similar. Anyway, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, if you don't like something like that, then you definitely DO NOT want to stop in here. Hey, I don't control it, I just drive you on through to the next level in the playhouse.
Piper's Naughty Playhouse Blog
Anything and everything on the blog is a go. Fellow authors, reviewers, bloggers, publishers, readers, authors in the making, page owners, group owners, or anyone, seriously. I'm not sticking to one topic I'm open and easy...oh, hang on, wait one minute. Question: it lives there, doesn't it? You haven't even finished the very first page here and look at you. Your minds have already packed up and moved straight to the gutter? Mmmm...hmmm!
~secretly dances on the inside and screams I have neighbors now-woo hoo~! Anyhow...I'm going to actually try to keep up with it on a regular basis. If you'd like to be featured on it, shoot me an email or get a hold of me through one of the links throughout the playhouse.
Also under this tab, you can check out the Naughty News, with updates, etc.
~secretly dances on the inside and screams I have neighbors now-woo hoo~! Anyhow...I'm going to actually try to keep up with it on a regular basis. If you'd like to be featured on it, shoot me an email or get a hold of me through one of the links throughout the playhouse.
Also under this tab, you can check out the Naughty News, with updates, etc.
Contact Page
We are now approaching our last stop on the tour, the Contact page, aka the shameless self-promotions page. Here is where I get to fling out every kind of link under the sun at you, like a former Frisbee Champion. Catch. Okay, before one of you tries to bust me, let me rephrase that. I'm tekkie challenged, so I'm going to hurl out the links to sites I can actually operate & work in, or maneuver around in.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...this was not one of the sites I was going to give you. I mean, I know how to operate & maneuver around it like a freaking pro, but that's not the point. Wait, quit distracting me with this. Stop it. What was I talking about again?
So now you know how it all works, run and play kiddies, enjoy Pipers Playhouse!
Have a beautiful day.
~Piper Kay!
Have a beautiful day.
~Piper Kay!
